CORRUPT-A-WISH!

[kacho.livejournal.com]

Как насчет перерыва?
Есть такая игра, где есть возможность произвести на свет как всякие простые глупости, так и интересные сложные гадости :)
CORRUPT-A-WISH называется.
Кто может потестить ее со мной в комментах? Русский или английский ок!



ПРАВИЛА
Вы можете сбыть чье-то желание, но в искаженном/развращенном виде
- I wish I had a cat.
- Granted. You now have a Schrodinger cat :)

- I wish I could fly.
- Granted, but you can only fly naked

- I wish I had Sarah O'Connor body
- Granted. You now have Sarah's body, but Terminator's face

ТЕСТ
А теперь хочу потестить игру в комментах - мне нужно посмотреть, куда уйдёт мысль :)
Спасибо!

Comments

[kacho.livejournal.com]

I wish I was a celebrity

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Granted, you are Paris Hilton. You are fucked!

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish a beautiful young lady wold be sitting on my lap. Without panties!

Granted. You are a toilet

[kacho.livejournal.com]

What's your wish?

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a hundred bucks.

Granted - look out, they are eating up everything green in your front yard

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a cock as long as my leg.
Granted, you leg is now 5 inches.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish all mosquito would disappear from the face of the Earth!

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a Mercedes!

Granted, now it;s the name of your cat.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish there were no dumb bores here!

Granted, Montreal has no access to internet any more!

(Oops, this would actually work...)

Re: What a translation community has got to do with this stupid game?

[kacho.livejournal.com]

Nothing, it's just a stupid game

[kacho.livejournal.com]

Why are you granting your own wishes? :)

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I were lying on the bed now!
Granted, you are a garden dwarf in a flower bed.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Isn't that the idea of the game?

[5x6.livejournal.com]

And it is actually funny, I like it!

Re: What a translation community has got to do with this stupid game?

[montrealex.livejournal.com]

Betcha

[kacho.livejournal.com]

Nope :) You post your wish and let somebody else grant it. They post theirs and you can grant theirs.

[klaracat.livejournal.com]

I wish I own a city!

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Granted. You have Clifford Simak's "City". A used copy.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Why nobody grants my wishes then??? It;s not fair!

Can I ask for more than one wish?

[kacho.livejournal.com]

Because you posted your wish AND granted them yourself.
Post your wish and wait for someone to grant it.

[hithlin.livejournal.com]

Ага. "Хочу, чтобы у меня всё было. - Готово. Теперь у тебя всё было".

- I wish I had Sarah O'Connor body.
- Granted. You now have Sarah's dead body under your bed.

[persephone72.livejournal.com]

Granted. It's Pompeii just before the volcano eraption.

[fostral2.livejournal.com]

Granted! all mosquito moved from the face of the Earth to its ass - directly to your home, sweet home.
(шютка)

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Now someone has granted it - can I post another one?

[kacho.livejournal.com]

LOL :)

[azuregosa.livejournal.com]

- Hey, genie, make me a ham sandwich!
(someone's last words)

[yatur.livejournal.com]

Granted. All mosquito are transferred to Mars. You are transferred with them. Now you are the only prey on the planet with lots of mosquito.

[yatur.livejournal.com]

Granted. The name of the city is Detroit. The city dwellers have been notified of your address and telephone number and told that you as the owner are now responsible for solving their problems.

[yatur.livejournal.com]

I wish the base of natural logarithms was a rational number.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Granted. Now e-based logs are called "unnatural logarithms".

[litophage.livejournal.com]

I wish I was V. Putin

[chaka01.livejournal.com]

Granted, granted... And now, please, take your pills and go to your chamber, Mr. Patient.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

Granted. You are now the Russian-spelled disgusting Canadian dish of French fries, gravy and cheese curd.

[grigory kotok (from livejournal.com)]

"- I wish I could fly.
- Granted, but you can only fly naked."

Obviously, Bulgakov :)

OK, my wish - I wish to read's peoples mind.

[l-ionella.livejournal.com]

I wish I could see no spam in this community...
Granted - I unsubscribe...