CORRUPT-A-WISH!

[kacho.livejournal.com]

Как насчет перерыва?
Есть такая игра, где есть возможность произвести на свет как всякие простые глупости, так и интересные сложные гадости :)
CORRUPT-A-WISH называется.
Кто может потестить ее со мной в комментах? Русский или английский ок!



ПРАВИЛА
Вы можете сбыть чье-то желание, но в искаженном/развращенном виде
- I wish I had a cat.
- Granted. You now have a Schrodinger cat :)

- I wish I could fly.
- Granted, but you can only fly naked

- I wish I had Sarah O'Connor body
- Granted. You now have Sarah's body, but Terminator's face

ТЕСТ
А теперь хочу потестить игру в комментах - мне нужно посмотреть, куда уйдёт мысль :)
Спасибо!

Comments

[kacho.livejournal.com]

I wish I was a celebrity

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish a beautiful young lady wold be sitting on my lap. Without panties!

Granted. You are a toilet

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a hundred bucks.

Granted - look out, they are eating up everything green in your front yard

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a cock as long as my leg.
Granted, you leg is now 5 inches.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a Mercedes!

Granted, now it;s the name of your cat.

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish there were no dumb bores here!

Granted, Montreal has no access to internet any more!

(Oops, this would actually work...)

[5x6.livejournal.com]

I wish I were lying on the bed now!
Granted, you are a garden dwarf in a flower bed.

[klaracat.livejournal.com]

I wish I own a city!

[hithlin.livejournal.com]

Ага. "Хочу, чтобы у меня всё было. - Готово. Теперь у тебя всё было".

- I wish I had Sarah O'Connor body.
- Granted. You now have Sarah's dead body under your bed.

[azuregosa.livejournal.com]

- Hey, genie, make me a ham sandwich!
(someone's last words)

[yatur.livejournal.com]

I wish the base of natural logarithms was a rational number.

[litophage.livejournal.com]

I wish I was V. Putin

[grigory kotok (from livejournal.com)]

"- I wish I could fly.
- Granted, but you can only fly naked."

Obviously, Bulgakov :)

OK, my wish - I wish to read's peoples mind.

[l-ionella.livejournal.com]

I wish I could see no spam in this community...
Granted - I unsubscribe...