[identity profile] kacho.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] ru_translate
Как насчет перерыва?
Есть такая игра, где есть возможность произвести на свет как всякие простые глупости, так и интересные сложные гадости :)
CORRUPT-A-WISH называется.
Кто может потестить ее со мной в комментах? Русский или английский ок!



ПРАВИЛА
Вы можете сбыть чье-то желание, но в искаженном/развращенном виде
- I wish I had a cat.
- Granted. You now have a Schrodinger cat :)

- I wish I could fly.
- Granted, but you can only fly naked

- I wish I had Sarah O'Connor body
- Granted. You now have Sarah's body, but Terminator's face

ТЕСТ
А теперь хочу потестить игру в комментах - мне нужно посмотреть, куда уйдёт мысль :)
Спасибо!

Date: 2017-07-04 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Granted, you are Paris Hilton. You are fucked!

Date: 2017-07-04 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish all mosquito would disappear from the face of the Earth!

Date: 2017-07-04 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fostral2.livejournal.com
Granted! all mosquito moved from the face of the Earth to its ass - directly to your home, sweet home.
(шютка)

Date: 2017-07-05 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yatur.livejournal.com
Granted. All mosquito are transferred to Mars. You are transferred with them. Now you are the only prey on the planet with lots of mosquito.

Date: 2017-07-04 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish a beautiful young lady wold be sitting on my lap. Without panties!

Granted. You are a toilet

Date: 2017-07-04 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish I had a hundred bucks.

Granted - look out, they are eating up everything green in your front yard

Date: 2017-07-04 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish I had a cock as long as my leg.
Granted, you leg is now 5 inches.

Date: 2017-07-04 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish I had a Mercedes!

Granted, now it;s the name of your cat.

Date: 2017-07-04 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish there were no dumb bores here!

Granted, Montreal has no access to internet any more!

(Oops, this would actually work...)

Date: 2017-07-04 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Isn't that the idea of the game?

Date: 2017-07-04 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
And it is actually funny, I like it!

Date: 2017-07-04 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Why nobody grants my wishes then??? It;s not fair!

Can I ask for more than one wish?

Date: 2017-07-04 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Now someone has granted it - can I post another one?

Date: 2017-07-04 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
I wish I were lying on the bed now!
Granted, you are a garden dwarf in a flower bed.

Date: 2017-07-04 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klaracat.livejournal.com
I wish I own a city!

Date: 2017-07-04 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Granted. You have Clifford Simak's "City". A used copy.

Date: 2017-07-04 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persephone72.livejournal.com
Granted. It's Pompeii just before the volcano eraption.

Date: 2017-07-05 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yatur.livejournal.com
Granted. The name of the city is Detroit. The city dwellers have been notified of your address and telephone number and told that you as the owner are now responsible for solving their problems.

Date: 2017-07-04 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hithlin.livejournal.com
Ага. "Хочу, чтобы у меня всё было. - Готово. Теперь у тебя всё было".

- I wish I had Sarah O'Connor body.
- Granted. You now have Sarah's dead body under your bed.

Date: 2017-07-04 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azuregosa.livejournal.com
- Hey, genie, make me a ham sandwich!
(someone's last words)

Date: 2017-07-05 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yatur.livejournal.com
I wish the base of natural logarithms was a rational number.

Date: 2017-07-05 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Granted. Now e-based logs are called "unnatural logarithms".

Date: 2017-07-05 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] litophage.livejournal.com
I wish I was V. Putin

Date: 2017-07-05 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaka01.livejournal.com
Granted, granted... And now, please, take your pills and go to your chamber, Mr. Patient.

Date: 2017-07-05 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 5x6.livejournal.com
Granted. You are now the Russian-spelled disgusting Canadian dish of French fries, gravy and cheese curd.
Edited Date: 2017-07-05 11:48 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-07-06 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grigory kotok (from livejournal.com)
"- I wish I could fly.
- Granted, but you can only fly naked."

Obviously, Bulgakov :)

OK, my wish - I wish to read's peoples mind.

Date: 2017-07-06 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] l-ionella.livejournal.com
I wish I could see no spam in this community...
Granted - I unsubscribe...

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